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Thingamajigs-R-US Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Artist
Such... such a nice... dream.
*Silently rocks in corner*
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FallenChibiAngel Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
Dafudge

Dipper pls
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SirCravenNightwing Featured By Owner May 14, 2015
This picture just made my day.
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WiseKarasu Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
I love just how well you're able to capture the spirit of this series. You should be proud.
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undeadking243 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
*sigh* It will never happen.
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HazelWillow648 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Silly Dipper,
is that sword silver?
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yokogreyword Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
That's one of those failed experiments of Grunkle Stan's isn't it? Headcanon now.
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TheActionPants Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  New Deviant
Sure Sure Sure Sure 2# 


it's magic!
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LunaPine55 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really dipper, really? You and I know that will never, ever happen
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rphb Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
Don't girls love werewolves. I remember a story of a witch that was in love with a werewolf, and when he dumped her, she was ruined for all guys ever so she had no choice other then be a lesbian.
At one point she even tried to destroy the world.
Later she moved to New York, and found a new man to love, but kept her whole past a secret and pretended to be a virgin. That man (and his whole family) was in reality a sasquatch, that was the reason she fell in love with a man again.
But you see, that man never even knew that he was a Sasquatch, but it still filled his thoughts. Then in his later years he became the new commissioner of Gothem City.

The only question that remains is what happened to the Sasquatch warlock that was their progeny.
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Cutepegasister121 Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
werewolves AND vampires.I think danger is just hot
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rphb Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
The equivalent to a werewolf is a violent Neanderthal-like man that constantly beats up his wife, and the equivalent of a vampire is a deadbeat leach of a man that only knows how to use others, never to give, and is a constant drain on their emotions and wallet.

So tell me which of these two types would thou really like to date?
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Cutepegasister121 Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
you DO realice that just because they´re monsters doesn´t mean they can´t fall in love? that´s pretty much the whole idea of marriage: A vampire DOES NOT drain his wife´s blood and a werewolf DOES NOT beat up his wife (without a good reason, that is)
Twilight the movie series, guy or miss
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rphb Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
No I am just describing what a vampire and a werewolf would be if their behaviour is transferred to humans.
But honestly it is hard for me to properly describe my loathe for Twilight
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But honestly there have been good vampire series. I grew up with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" And while she also dated a vampire (or two) she never acted like a whiny bitch that thou just wish thou could kill.
And I am sorry to use that term, my parents have actually had many bitches and they were all both loving and intelligent. Unfortunately our local quack of a vet ended up killing both of them. This is my core objection for using animal comparisons because it is almost always an insult to the animal.
So instead of using existing words for: bad, terrible, irritating and annoying, we can just call it "Twilight" and use that as a general derogative term. Of course the problem with that is that I actually like that particularly time of the day, so that won't be really good either. Which just goes to show how impossible it is to express the badness that is that series.

Anyway the world of comedy properly have the best that is to offer in the vampire romance genre. The classical 1979 "Love at first bite" that tells the story of Count Dracula being evicted by the soviet authority (they want to turn his castle into a gymnastic training facility). He moves to New York to meet the reincarnated love of his life, along with his trusty assistant Igor (that only eat things that are alive like bugs, rats and spiders). Along the way they rob the bloodbank and crosses path with the now Jewish grandchild of Van Helsing, (apparently a David star doesn't have the same effect on a vampire that a cross have).
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Cutepegasister121 Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
excuse me, sir or miss, but the mere term/word bitch is supposed to be the exact opposite of loving and intelligent.but I get where you´re coming from.u r  very smart and a good talker...............or is it commenter? I like Twilight but that´s probably cause I´m 13-years-old, it´s kind of a guilty pleasure, VERY guilty
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rphb Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
no "bitch" means female dog, and as I said my parents have had many bitches, but they have a male right now thought.
Anyway saying that bitch means the opposite of loving and intelligent, is like saying that "gorilla" means a tough violent henchman instead of a gently hairy ape.

Anyway "thou get where I am coming from"?
Where AM I coming from and why does that matter?

Anyway as I said I was a teenager in the late 1990's and back then Buffy was the rage, but while I admit that many better things have been made, it was still objectively better then Twilight. Edward Collins is an even clearer example of a canon Gary Stu tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php… then Star Treks Wesley Crusher, and at least the later was only an annoying side character.
I cannot find any vampire that irritates me more then Twilight, like the Count said: funnymelon.com/pics/Vampires-d…

But dost thou know these I am refering too? Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Love at first bite:
1080ptorrents.tk/buffy-the-vam…
1080ptorrents.tk/love-at-first…

Try downloading them and see for theeself.
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Cutepegasister121 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015
oh, I thought you meant "Bitch" as in "Son of a..." not as in "Bitch" the animal sorry. thanks 4 the link
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Annakitty124 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
That story is so messed but so HILARIOUSSSS at the same time!
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rphb Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
I trust thou got my reference
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Annakitty124 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
I didn't get the reference... Sorry Toy Chica blushing 
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rphb Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
A joke is not funny if it has to be explained, but here:
The story is based on the premise that the two characters that Alyson Hannigan is most famous for: "Willow Rosenberg" from "Buffy the vampire slayer" and "Lily Aldrin" from "How I met your mother" is the same character.
In Buffy Willow dated a werewolf and later turned gay and she was a witch, in himym Lily's husband Marshal is obsessed with cryptozoology and especially sasquatch, and in the epilouge episode where he is elected supreme justice of New York, he have gotten so drunk because he thought he would lose, that when he is supposed to hold his victory speach he thinks he have been elected commissioner of Gotham. (which by the way and completly unrelated is an actual town in Nottinghamshire England.)
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Annakitty124 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Ohhhh Now I get it! Thanks for clearing it up!
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Mangle-the-Pirate Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Student Interface Designer
What
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tobefaraday Featured By Owner Edited Mar 7, 2015
soos in the 6° panel LOOOL
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Aqua-Girl07 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
ROFL!

Also, "You had your chance at the cotillion, you!" Sorry, just had to quote that. xD
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Sonicyay2 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'!
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Aqua-Girl07 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015
Yup. :highfive:
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tacoscantdraw Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lolololol Wendy. Your a lucky gurl
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wild-cobragirl Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Ahahah I like it. 
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RoseQuory Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
ROTF!!!
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gravityfalls1344 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Omg this is fab! Basically my dreams -.-
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IsaacLangan Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Best...wedding...ever
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:iconidmystery:
IDmystery Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
....Dipper looks......SO HOT in werewolf hunter attire....
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Wixi2000 Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  New Deviant
agree (if you know whwt I mean?)
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ParadoxalOrder Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YES! This would make for such a good episode! XD
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IDmystery Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
This is hilarious!😆
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:iconzalleus:
Zalleus Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
Gruncle Stan: "You had your chance at the cotillion, you!"
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CapMarvel756 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Hobbyist
robbie isn't a werewolf he's a vampire. reason 1: he has two red dots on his chin. if those were on his neck... reason 2: in the episode "the love god" did you see all those photographs of young robbie slowly turning into his goth self while mabel was walking to his room^ fight THAT logic. FIGHT IT.
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TheKawaiifan Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Easy.

Zombies are slow and frail.

Robbie has run halfway across town without slowing down.
Tossed a cash register.
Gotten quite the beating from Rumble.
His pants have shrunk.
Been pecked at by a vulture.
Carried a boombox.

No limbs have detached.
Robbie is not a zombie.
Case closed.

Vampires burn in the sun.

Robbie has been in direct sunlight.
Acne is common in teenagers.
Robbie is a teenager.

Case closed.

Robbie pulled Wendy's pigtails in 5th Grade.
Robbie chased Thompson down with a water gun when he 5/6.
Young Robbie shot Dipper with a water gun.
There are portraits of Robbie throughout the ages.

Vampires and Zombies are dead.
The dead don't age.
Robbie ages.
Case closed.
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NyanTheCatPony Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student General Artist
Well, that doesn't really matter in this comic, this is Dippers dream, Robbie could have been a merman for all we know. Also, that evidence from 'The Love God' doesn't prove he's a vampire, any kid with depression could suffer like Robbie, and the red dots could mean anything.
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CapMarvel756 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist
you fought it well.



P.S. I know this is dipper's dream and I know nobody thinks he's a werewolf I just wanted to explain my theory.



P.P.S. if he's not a vampire then he's a zombie.



P.P.P.S. actually now that I think about it if he's not a vampire then he's a normal human.



P.P.P.P.S. now that I think about it I'd say there's a fifty-fifty chance of robbie being a vampire or normal human.



P.P.P.P.P.S. now that I think about it he's probably just a normal human.



P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I like french fries
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NyanTheCatPony Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Thank you


That's quite alright buddy, I just like to clear up things just in case you might've been one of those hopeless GF theorists that get everything wrong, all I'm saying is, if you can get better evidence to prove yourself, that's fine the way you think. Also, most people (I think) Think of Robbie as a Zambie, but hey, he could be anything. And, if you think anyone in GF is a NORMAL human, then you might want to think on what normal means, and possibly human.

I like Poptarts.
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CapMarvel756 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist
hu.... yeah I see your point of what normal means. I mean that by normal human. I mean normal human by someone who has a completly normal bloodstream and stuff. 

orange soda
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Zalleus Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
He's human, but he sure ain't normal.
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NyanTheCatPony Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Student General Artist
Alright, I understand.



Candy
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gamergirl1509 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"you don't wanna know" Laughing my ass off!  priceless
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E-guardias Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
don't look at my dreams, it's the equivalent of mr.popo
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Araceku Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG LOL THIS IS PERFECTION !! AAAAHA!!!
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Myserious-Illusion Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
TOO MUCH AWESOME! TOO MUCH AWESOME!! *is blinded*
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KazeGirl21 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
Nothing like male testosterone dreams
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