— Wendy, Gravity Falls: Zombies Strike Part 1
"Why is dipper holding a Mossberg 590 Compact Cruiser?"
Honest to god I didn't look that up, I'm just that much of a gun nerd
wait, you mean there is an actual fanfic ????
I suppose it's one of ten guns Grunkle Stan got.
"Wendy... please... don't make me do this..." Dipper pleaded as he held the gun in his shaking hands.
But Wendy was now gone, and in her place was just a mindless, soulless zombie. Dipper prayed that there was another way, but he knew there wasn't. Tears flowed from his eyes like a waterfall, but he decided to keep his promise. He held the gun as steadily as he could, and looked away so he wouldn't see himself shoot his old crush...
That was when he awoke. He looked around and saw himself asleep on the chair in front of the TV in the Mystery Shack, surrounded by candy wrappers. He sighed with relief.
"Thank god, it was just a dream!" He proclaimed aloud, then a second thought occurred to him "That's the LAST time I watch a monster movie marathon while eating summer-ween candy before falling asleep."
As he was about to stand up and shake the bad memories off of him, he heard a new voice.
"Hey Dipper, what do you think of my summer-ween costume?"
Dipper turned around and saw Wendy dressed as a zombie. This immediately sent him out of the room screaming.
"That was weird..." Wendy commented.
the 3 of us:*stares at wendy
dipper:*just crying there*
soos:nice shooting dude
Dippercrying still but softly and Whimpering) ok thanks for helping me out. .....